shyxguccixmonster:

Friend: you haven’t been on tumblr have you…

Me: no why

Friend: WELLL YOUNG CHILD MICHAEL CIFFORD DYED HIS HAIR PURPLE AND GOT HIS BROW PEIRCED

me: *holds in breath*

Friend: CALUM HOOD HAS GOTTEN TATTOOS AND THE FAM SAYS LUCAS GOT HIS NOSE PEIRCED

me: and Ashton?!

Friend: he went on a rock’n roll fever

Me: *slowly breaths and hits self with pillow* ♪ CUS IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL NO IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL TELL IT WAS JUST A DREAAAAAM ♪

you and your best friend when your parents leave

fabulouis-styles:

 

(weirdly dances while playing your favorite songs)

*it you haven’t done this, you got homework to do

punk-rock-reject:

Luke was so awkward when he had to “kiss” the fan through the screen. He was like “we’re uh trying to break a record for kissing fans so if you could uh move to the screen but uh close your eyes”

lukesstripedsweater:

How come the word ‘boy band’ turns so many people off?

supahheroswagger1998:

I did a thing. 
irwinsbeanies:

Calum is me, I am Calum…
calcium-the-asian-one:

Wow his feet are red holy crap how hot did you have the shower water on Luke

harraa:

ohyeahlashton:

barakalifford:

marshmallow-luke:

punk-roque:

ashtons-butt:

ashttonirwin:

5 Seconds of Summer’s ‘Aussie rap’

Someone could stab me and it wouldn’t even hurt this much

why wasn’t this on the album

This is my fave song by them, hands down

never let this disappear please

people know the first part is wonderwall by oasis right

I hope so

(Source: softssound, via imagineit-liveit)

paradise