You and the boys go down to the beach to hang out in the sun. By the end of the day, the guys had brought out their guitars and you all sat by the edge of the ocean singing along to Don’t Stop and watching the sunset.
- 5sos: hey here's our debut album
- 5sos: btw we're goin on an north american tour lol
- 5sos: *throws Amnesia EP at your face*
- 5sos: WAIT HERE'S OUR NEW MUSIC VIDEO
- me: CHILL
"HAHAHA LOOK AT THE DUMBASSES IN THE SHOPPING CART"
Friend: you haven’t been on tumblr have you…
Me: no why
Friend: WELLL YOUNG CHILD MICHAEL CIFFORD DYED HIS HAIR PURPLE AND GOT HIS BROW PEIRCED
me: *holds in breath*
Friend: CALUM HOOD HAS GOTTEN TATTOOS AND THE FAM SAYS LUCAS GOT HIS NOSE PEIRCED
me: and Ashton?!
Friend: he went on a rock’n roll fever
Me: *slowly breaths and hits self with pillow* ♪ CUS IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL NO IM REALLY NOT FINE AT ALL TELL IT WAS JUST A DREAAAAAM ♪
(weirdly dances while playing your favorite songs)
*it you haven’t done this, you got homework to do
Luke was so awkward when he had to “kiss” the fan through the screen. He was like “we’re uh trying to break a record for kissing fans so if you could uh move to the screen but uh close your eyes”
How come the word ‘boy band’ turns so many people off?